Leave the poor girl alone 
*Tips hat* Page 5
Quote: EllieJP @ May 21 2008, 7:35 PM BSTYes, the back passage... bit tight and smelly, but leads somewhere good*
*I apologise.
Bloo. Dy. Hell.
Quote: Rachel @ May 21 2008, 8:05 PM BSTNope, I take wandering tourists for a tour down my back passage!
Bloo. Dy. Hell.
I had no idea that the tone could be lowered even further! 
Quote: Rachel @ May 21 2008, 8:05 PM BSTNope, I take wandering tourists for a tour down my back passage!
Ahhhhhhhhhh goody! a girl after my own heart. 
Quote: Alan C @ May 21 2008, 8:41 PM BSTI had no idea that the tone could be lowered even further!
...but it has 
Quote: Alan C @ May 21 2008, 8:41 PM BSTI had no idea that the tone could be lowered even further!
You really are new here!
Quote: Aaron @ May 21 2008, 8:47 PM BSTYou really are new here!
Was that a wee dibble in my areola?
Quote: Charley @ May 21 2008, 8:44 PM BSTAhhhhhhhhhh goody! a girl after my own heart.
And she'd have to go a good mile or two up your cavernous back passage to find it.
Eek, it's Charley. I've never been on at the same time as Charley. It's like meeting the Queen, but with filth.
Quote: Aaron @ May 21 2008, 8:48 PM BSTAnd she'd have to go a good mile or two up your cavernous back passage to find it.
Are we not into metric conversions here. 60km if you please & that is width wise alone. I have my own drive through Macdonalds fankoo. But it is shit.
No bum intended.
Quote: Charley @ May 21 2008, 8:48 PM BSTWas that a wee dibble in my area?
I was under the impression that no one had had a 'wee dibble' anywhere near your area since the mid 90s.
Quote: Charley @ May 21 2008, 8:50 PM BSTAre we not into metric conversions here. 60km if you please & that is width wise alone. I have my own drive through Macdonalds fankoo. But it is shit.
No bum intended.
McDonald's*
You'd be surprised Azza. There are several dwarves about.
Quote: Aaron @ May 21 2008, 8:52 PM BSTI was under the impression that no one had had a 'wee dibble' anywhere near your area since the mid 90s.
McDonald's*
Forgive me for adding an a. I will endeavour to spell the shit right in future episodes. 
Quote: Charley @ May 21 2008, 8:50 PM BSTAre we not into metric conversions here. 60km if you please & that is width wise alone. I have my own drive through Macdonalds fankoo. But it is shit.
No bum intended.
And this is what you let your self in for Rachel
Quote: Alan C @ May 21 2008, 4:08 PM BSTHello Rachel and thanks for joining the elite who have the nerve to include a photo of themselves. If you have been lurking you will doubtless know that they are all completely insane on here but that's why you are here I guess?!
Hello Rachel and welcome.
I would add a photo - maybe - if I knew how to - or could be arsed.