I've got something big between my legs, ladies.
They're haemmorhoids.
Are we heading for a recession? Page 6
Quote: EllieJP @ May 21 2008, 6:53 PM BSTPretty much...
Got your feet up now ready for your stir fry have ya? 
Quote: Alan C @ May 21 2008, 6:55 PM BSTGot your feet up now ready for your stir fry have ya?
Yep! Lap top on my lap and Hollyoaks on, and my housemate is making dinner. I can smell it now! Yummmmmmmmm
mmmmmm stir fry
Quote: EllieJP @ May 21 2008, 6:56 PM BSTHollyoaks on
Shameful.
Quote: EllieJP @ May 21 2008, 6:56 PM BSTYep! Lap top on my lap and Hollyoaks on, and my housemate is making dinner. I can smell it now! Yummmmmmmmm
You are Lady Jane Grey and I claim my £5.
Quote: Curt @ May 21 2008, 7:00 PM BSTmmmmmm stirfry
Yep! It's great!
Nice new Avatar Curt!
Quote: EllieJP @ May 21 2008, 7:01 PM BSTYep! It's great!
Nice new Avatar Curt!
Thanks, it's one of my rejected editorial cartoons from a few months back.
I met a Baliff today.
He was very nice. He basically said i owed like millions of council tax & I said Good. He spoke quite firmly but I just became aroused.
And then you sat on his face, right?
That's generally how your stories go.
Quote: Charley @ May 21 2008, 8:58 PM BSTHe spoke quite firmly but I just became aroused.
I bet I know the ending to this story!
Have they put posters up for him yet?
Someone should start a thread called "what doesn't turn Charley on" because I think the list would be much smaller than a list of things that do turn her on.
hmmmm....Staplers perhaps? They are pointy and cold metal objects. That's my best guest.
Pointy? She'd love it.
Recessions are magical beasts. The more you talk about them, the more likely they are to happen. Unlike sex.
