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Yes. We have an art and craft shop, thats how i earn a living untill the writing starts to pay. We are begining to struggle now. takings are down 60% on last year, we can barley keep on top of bills, suppliers need paying, energy bills have trippled, times are not good. :(

Quote: Alan C @ May 21 2008, 12:53 PM BST

Nah the only pics of me online are those of when I was in a punk band and I was 19 at the time and I had hair :D

I liked your name though!!! :(

Oh well Alan C it is! :) Now you can join the masses of us with a firstname and an initial.

Quote: Andrew M Bedell @ May 21 2008, 12:55 PM BST

Yes. We have an art and craft shop, thats how i earn a living untill the writing starts to pay. We are begining to struggle now. takings are down 60% on last year, we can barley keep on top of bills, suppliers need paying, energy bills have trippled, times are not good. :(

Awww that's so sad. See I think we should support the smaller businesses.

Quote: Andrew M Bedell @ May 21 2008, 12:55 PM BST

Yes. We have an art and craft shop, thats how i earn a living untill the writing starts to pay. We are begining to struggle now. takings are down 60% on last year, we can barley keep on top of bills, suppliers need paying, energy bills have trippled, times are not good. :(

:(

I may be a capitalist, but there's something about those small shops that I like, and am not pleased when they go under, for any reason. Hope you manage to keep on top of it.

Quote: Alan C @ May 21 2008, 12:53 PM BST

Nah the only pics of me online are those of when I was in a punk band and I was 19 at the time and I had hair :D

*Googles C*rnforth*

*Googles 'bumsex'*

Wait! Erm. Nevermind...

Bugger.

Wait. >_< Damn.

Did you think about an anagram, Alan? No Franc Harlot springs to mind.

Quote: Aaron @ May 21 2008, 12:58 PM BST

:(

I may be a capitalist, but there's something about those small shops that I like, and am not pleased when they go under, for any reason. Hope you manage to keep on top of it.

Cheers...were looking towards internet sales, see if that helps. These lean times are very bad.

Quote: EllieJP @ May 21 2008, 12:56 PM BST

I liked your name though!!! :(

Oh well Alan C it is! :) Now you can join the masses of us with a firstname and an initial.

I am not a fan of my surname at all so glad to see it gone. I shall be cozy among the initialed ones I am sure :D

Quote: Graham Bandage @ May 21 2008, 1:00 PM BST

Did you think about an anagram, Alan? No Franc Harlot springs to mind.

Would be good if I was a girl - no comments please aaron!

Quote: Alan C @ May 21 2008, 1:11 PM BST

I am not a fan of my surname at all so glad to see it gone. I shall be cozy among the initialed ones I am sure :D

You don't like your surname??? Madness! I think it's awesome. But only cause mine is so awful! lol

Quote: EllieJP @ May 21 2008, 1:12 PM BST

You don't like your surname??? Madness! I think it's awesome. But only cause mine is so awful! lol

Blimey, if my surname was Jelly-Pushbike I'd shout it from the rafters.

Laughing out loud

Quote: EllieJP @ May 21 2008, 1:12 PM BST

You don't like your surname??? Madness! I think it's awesome. But only cause mine is so awful! lol

Well when you see the C it will remind you of the "awesome" surname - whereas I can only guess what JP stands for? Juxta Pose? :)

Quote: EllieJP @ May 21 2008, 1:12 PM BST

You don't like your surname??? Madness! I think it's awesome. But only cause mine is so awful! lol

Awful?! :S

Quote: Alan C @ May 21 2008, 1:15 PM BST

Well when you see the C it will remind you of the "awesome" surname - whereas I can only guess what JP stands for? Juxta Pose? :)

It's John-Paul.

She's not so much a fan of George or Ringo.

Quote: Aaron @ May 21 2008, 1:16 PM BST

Awful?! :S

Well it's LONG!

Quote: EllieJP @ May 21 2008, 1:16 PM BST

Well it's LONG!

Jersey Potato? Jenkins-Pernoobee, Jeremy Penguin? Jasper Poshbird? Jumpin Perpindicular?

This is beginning to sound like Mrs Doyle trying to guess that priests name in Father Ted?!

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