Kramer vs Kramer vs Monsters vs Aliens vs Predator 2: The Legend of Curly's Gold
Many tired sequels come together in live-action, animated, cartoon 3-D sequel.
Monster's Balls
Missing the high he got nicking the Giant's golden goose, Jack sets himself up as a bounty hunter, when the market for genetic-human hybrids turns the Land of Fairy Tales, into the Land of Fairy's Tails.
Dan
The Man with the Golden Pun.
James Bond versus a stnadup who posts on the BCG.
Mold Flinger
James Bond versus man who throws mushrooms and cheese.
Quantum of Solstice
Bond kills the druids for loitering, after being demoted due to his wandering penis.
Tomatoes Never Die
Bond goes on gardening leave, after the unsavoury incident above.
Chicken Royale
Bond gets a job in Burger King after eventually being relieved of his duties. The conclusion of the Bond Spiral trilogy.
Dan
The Bourne Identity Theft
Already-identity-confused spy is baffled further by details of someone else using the name he's not quite sure isn't his.
The Bourne Double Identity
Lenny Henry pretends to be Jason Bourne in this slapstick, make-up, buddy-movie-with-an-edge thriller.
The Bjorn Again Identity
Abba tribute band suffer amnesia and wake up, dressed as someone else from the past.
Jack And The Beansprouts
Jack looks a bit of a dick when he finds there's no such thing as 'magic beans'.
Dan
Casino Quarterpounder with Cheese
American version of Casino Royale.
Living In Cloud Cuckoo Land
Taking too many drugs lead numpty Alvin on a journey where he meets the Cloud Cuckoo, a wise, fictitious bird who lays his eggs in the clouds of other birds. No-one believes Alvin about the existence of this bird as he is, quite clearly, a mental. The Cloud Cuckoo takes Alvin into his world, where Alvin starts a new life.
Dan
Cor! A Line 3D!
Pixar take us to the cutting edge of animation, as they render a one-dimensional object in three glorious dimensions.
Dan
Jaws WD40
James Bond villain attempts to cure his crippling lockjaw.
Schindler's Shopping List - telling the hitherto little known story of the Nazi war profiteer's selfless mission to ensure the future of Jewish cuisine, by establishing an clandestine export route from Poland to Czechoslovakia for chicken soup, bagels and latkes.
Schindler's one off the wrist.
A brave German saves the porn industry.
The watercress file.
Micheal Caine versus an evil KGB sandwich decoration.
Pause
Terrifying shark that stops a lot.
Barley and me.
A man struggles with living with barley.
Schlinder's Whist
Liam Neeson frees some gas chamber certainties as The Gestapo play Nazi Top Trumps.
Chris Farli and me.
A dog like no others, he the decaying corpse of an obese coke head.
Quote: EllieJP @ December 1 2009, 5:14 PM GMTBarley and me.
A man struggles with living with barley.
Quote: sootyj @ December 1 2009, 5:17 PM GMTChris Farli and me.
A dog like no others, he the decaying corpse of an obese coke head.
Poor.
Being SlagA
A man (debatable) struggles with his own sense of self-importance before deciding to have a wank instead.
Gaylien versus Predator
It's backs-to-the-walls time as the universe's horniest extra-terrestrials fight it out on planet Earth.
Slugline: Whoever wins, we're buggered.