Carry On Crow
<laughs to self>
Dan
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Carry on at your inconvenience
Film only shown at 3.45am on the third Tuesday in February (possibly) at an unspecified village hall on Stornoway...or Lundy.
Carry on Luggage
Disappointing sequel featuring the ashes of Sid James, Charles Hawtrey and Bernard Breslaw as they journey to America, carried in a small bag and put in the overheard luggage compartment of a Boeing 747.
Back to the Fuschia
Marty McFly has missed Mother's Day and has to travel back in time with Doc Brown to buy some flowers for his mum.
Organic
The worlds biggest ship is made out of nothing but organic materials. Mainly carrots and sinks in the Atlantic Ocean after an escaped pet rabbit eats a large hole in the side.
The Dawnbusters- The amazing tale of hotel receptionists and there solemn sworn duty to get you up early.
Ben Der-The Elton John Story
Whoredon
Katie Price is a high class prostitute. That's about it.
Hamlet
Low budget remake of Metropolis
Marrface
Big-eared cokehead travels around central London in his convertible whilst masturbating and shouting 'say hello to my little friend' to bemused bystanders.
Cockermouth
A film in which Katie 'Jordan Whoredan' Price is a prostitute. Peter Kay plays a client who is then found dead with his member cut off. The said member is found in a box of cocktail sausages in Whoredan's fridge and she is put on trial for murder, only for it to emerge that the real culprit was Peter 'Love Me' Andre in a desperate attempt to rid himself of Whoredan forever.
Incense and Insensitivity- One man's attempt to make mean people smell nice.
Quote: roscoff @ November 30 2009, 1:15 PM GMTIncense and Insensitivity- One man's attempt to make mean people smell nice.
Incest and Insensitivity
A man attempts to steal his mother from his father
Quote: david carmon @ November 30 2009, 12:09 PM GMTWhoredon
I have this one in my private collection. 
Rushmore 2: The Last Don
Dan
Kramer vs Kramer vs Aliens vs Predator
Tired sequel for the overrunning franchise in which Meryl Streep and Dustin Hoffman have to fight the eponymous Aliens and Predators for custody of their son.