The Edward Woodwoodsman
Sensitive drama about Kevin Bacon resisting the urge to force young girls to watch his Equalizer impersonation.
Star Trek the Bowel Motion Picture
Boldly going where no man has gone before. Khan! You shat on my doorstep!
Worst idea for a movie Page 7
Beep-less in Seattle.
Starring Kelsey Grammer [as Frasier] flat-lining after a heart attack.
The c**t for Red October
Russian submarine has terrible new weapon, an atomic powered fanny.
Boon stalker
Micheal Jackson hangs around Micheal Elphicks grave
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Boon.
Quote: sootyj @ June 4 2008, 8:42 AM BSTThe c**t for Red October
Russian submarine has terrible new weapon, an atomic powered fanny.
Aaron Brockovich
An administrator brings a large broadcasting corporation to it's knees for polluting the airwaves with sub-standard comedy.
The iPodfather
My dad tries to work out how to turn on one of those new fangled media players.
Quote: Griff @ June 4 2008, 8:19 AM BSTThat is splendidly tasteless given the subject matter of the original.
Thank you. 
The Pisher King
Robin Williams as mad scots man, with loose prostate
The Aristo-twats
Disney cartoon about the new toffs who are gonna win the next election.
The Slutty Confessor
A woman goes to church to confess engaging in an obscene amount of pre-marital sex, only for Priest Eddie Murphy to shag her to death inside the confessional box.
Bingo Wings of the Apache
Nicolas Cage has to pilot the latest US aircraft, a big fat Native American
Sex Transformers
Men in disguise as women
Wan Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
Stylist Gok Wan goes into a mental hospital and designs the patients new uniforms.
The Bungle Book
After losing his job in Rainbow, Bungle moves to the Indian Jungle.
Rod Jane and Freddy Kruger
Today we're going to sing a song, about disembowelment.
The Hood, The Cad, and the Pugly
Frankly improbable western starring the villain from Thunderbirds, Terry Thomas, and a flat faced dog.
But better than
Stage coach to Skegness
Can John Wayne get to skeggy with his OAP pass?
Bernard Shaw Wank Redemption.
Andy had a diferent way about, some masturbating over Arms and the Man gave him redemption.
Carry On In Iraq
Carry On Prime Minister (Potentially could be a good film)
Carry On BNP
Carry On Digital Switchover
Carry On Gay Cruising
Carry On Through The Glory Hole
Carry On Jack The Ripper