Quote: Paul W @ June 3 2008, 6:08 PM BSTEpic Movie..
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Oi ironic references !
Carry on up the Snoek,
Unusual fish fetish British comedy.
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The Last Traction Hero
Arnold Shwarzenegger and Fred Dibnah bring justice to the North East, in a steam powered traction engine.
With ale and pie
2 Geordie actors in the tale end of the 60s fail to find work. Perfectly happy drinking Newkie Brown and eating Greggs sordid offerings, rather than going to get bummed in the countryside.
Stars Micheal ELphick.
An officer and gentle ben.
Can an 800lb bear win the girl, and fly an F14. Only in America.
Fry Hard
Stephen Fry treks through the mountains of Afghanistan, tracking down Osama Bin Laden.
Hooray for over worked puns! In a Peter Greenway stylee (London Tonight once did a 5 minute course on how to make one).
The Welly of an Archie 'Tec.
Archie the hateful US cartoon character becomes an detective to find his missing gum boot,
A Zed and 2 Torts.
Gay rapist from Pulp fiction, takes on an Italina fruit based tart, and a complex area of UK law.
7 days of the Gondor
The warrior folk of Middle Earth work for the CIA, that trys to kill them
The Pharal Lax view
Pharal is let off criminal charges.
Flight Grub
Brad Pitt and Edward Norton rate the food offered by different airlines whilst fighting on the plane.
Shelve Monkeys
Brad Pitt refuses to work on a Monkey based project
Planet of the Grapes.
An alcoholic astronaut versus a planet of intelligent grapes, damn you all you dman diry grapes, I'll make Buckfast of you all !
The Grape Escape
Sequel to Planet of the Grapes. The grapes escape out of wine factories and attack the human race after years of being picked and put in ribena cartons.
Grape Expectations
Prequel to the Grape Escape.
The Grape Gatsby
Spin-off from The Grape Expectations/Escape/Planet of the Grapes series. Starring a grape named Gatsby on his quest for acceptance in a cruel world.
The Grapest story ever told
Surely that Grape was the son of God
Glad he ate her
Russell Crow stuck on an desert island with Fern Briton.
Raveheart - Mel Gibson goes to illegal raves and shuts them down and deals with the culprits, Jack Bauer style.
Haha, thanks Griff! I'm enjoying this thread
Top Nun
A Nun enters the US Air Force and takes down the VietCong air force single-handedly.
One of us ! One of us ! One of us!
Haha
Heather-ly Mills Cop
Heather Mills tries to bring justice to divorced wives worldwide by tracking down and murdering their husbands.
One flew over where Eagles dare.
Can CLint Eastwood and a team of crack classicaly trained English piss heads, save Jack Nicolson from the Eagle's Nest loony bin?
Forest Scrump
Retarded apple thief, not quite as boring as the original.