Worst idea for a movie Page 4
Michael Palien
Sigorney Weaver v ex Python and travel writer, who just wants to lay his eggs in her.
Michael Palien v Fredator Bassett
The dire 3rd part the Michael Palien's v a race of ruthless alien beagles, who like killing almost as much as naps.
Probably very popular with Daily Mail readers.
Backside Story.
The sequel to Brokeback Mountain
Merseyside Tory
Boris Johnson's unlikely election as Mayor of Liverpool.
Plaboon
Michael Elphick's son (who unfortunately has a speech impediment) goes to 'Nam and holds his arms up when under fire from 'Charlie' and tries to look enigmatic, yet he still loves to talk about his 'pla'.
The Full Jonty
Harry Hill's scary puppet forms a strip group, with Nookie Bear, and Basil Brush
The 6 million dollar Klan
We can rebuild them, stronger, faster, more racist.
Boon Lighting
Elphic....detective agency.....Best thing Bruce Willis ever did.
No Country for Tony Benn
Gordon Brown sends basin headed hitman, after controversial left wing peer.
Boris Gump
Boris Johnson sits at a bus stop for a couple of hours lying to passers by about his so-called past.
Stop or my Mom will Puke!
Sylvester Stallone takes his Mother to Magaluf for an 18-30s style piss up.
Back To The Suture
Michael J Fox has cut his head open, but wont stay still, medics have to return to the wound multiple times to stitch him back up.
The Wife of Brian
Michael Moore documentary detailing how Brian Blessed's wife lost both her hearing and sight after years of relentless vocal booming to the face.
Oscar, Bravo, Romeo & Juliet
Police crime drama set in ye olde Verona. Will Robert De Niro Capulet get to the bottom of this messy double homicide?
Radiator
Husband to a murdered wife, Father to a murdered son, but will Russell Crowe fix the heating in time before it gets too cold?
Genius
Grizzly Brian Adams and Gentle Tony Ben
A rubbish 80s singer, and his companion an 800lb socialist former aristocrat live in the Appalachian mountains, away from societies judgment.
The japes of Goths
Tragic Steinbeck novel about Goths trying to cheer them selves up.
Why thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed them.
Aaron got rid of me becuase I am French.
Quote: Lisa turner @ June 3 2008, 3:16 PM BSTAaron got rid of me becuase I am French.
That could be quite a good idea for a movie. So... sorry, wrong thread I'm afraid.
Ohio Smith and the Synagogue of Calamity
Carry on taking the Sith
Starring Darth Cheekiness, and Jedi Master Ivor-bigunn-lightsaber.
GORDON BROWN: THE GOLDEN YEARS.
Epic Movie..
Oh wait...