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Blade Runner II: Don't tell Grand Pa!

It's 2032, and Deckard (played by Harrison Ford) is a hapless grandfather of six little rascals that will make this summer holiday one long, often hilarious and some times bloody, nightmare.

I don't know if it's possible to post images here but I'll try anyway...

This film would either be utterly terrible or utterly brilliant. I can't decide which.

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Quote: Afinkawan @ May 20 2008, 4:58 PM BST

I don't know if it's possible to post images here but I'll try anyway...

This film would either be utterly terrible or utterly brilliant. I can't decide which.

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LOL.

Laughing out loud

How about a musical about slutty American teens stuck between playing basketball and singing and some random love fling? Now for a title..

High school musical?

Oh wait...its been done. I must have just deleted that hour long crap-fest from my memory...

Ok, then how about "Alien Vs Predator Vs Jason Vs Uma Thurman"? Come to think of it, thats not a bad idea!

The odder couple - Boris and Ken share a flat.

Bring Me The Head Of Sergio Garcia

Dodgy caddy steals the ends off golf clubs for corrupt collectors.

Sexy Priest
Ray Winstone turns his back on crime and becomes a man of the cloth but his 'relaxed' approach to abstinence gets him in trouble with the hardline pope (Ben Kingsley).

The Queer Hunter
Robert De Niro stars as a Vietnam vet. Disturbed by performing operations on animals, he prowls the Vietnam countryside for homosexuals to capture and use for vivisection/cloning experiments.

Neat
De Niro and Pacino together as two gangsters with an obsessive compulsive disorder. Shunned by mafia bosses, they go on a methodical killing spree. Crime scenes are left uncontaminated and they go as far as preparing corpses for funerals and conducting autopsies on their victims.

Another couple of photoshop efforts:

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Doctor Strangelove
David Tennant enacts 27 of zooo's twisted fantasies involving him.

But funny and a little disturbing at once.

(Much like sex with Ellie.)

Quote: Aaron @ May 21 2008, 2:13 PM BST

But funny and a little disturbing at once.

(Much like sex with Ellie.)

Laughing out loud So true.

So true :$ Cybers*x counts right?

Quote: roscoff @ May 21 2008, 3:28 PM BST

So true :$ Cybers*x counts right?

Awww was it funny AND disturbing for you then? Hehehe

Just how I like it. Though could we have less people watching next time please, it puts me off my stroke.

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