Vans Labyrinth
Angry porky veteran popster charges round a maze which has a working bakery at its centre.
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V for Vienetta
Vengance is a dish best served cold...with a crunchy centre.
Dial Moat For Murder
... and listen to him go on and on and on and on and get shot in the face.
Dan
Mr Moato
Japanese detective with a taste for steroids and shooters.
My Big Fat Army Knife
A disaffected sociopath survivalist hides in a drain for a week.
Death On The Nils
BCG poster is accused of murder.
Carspace (kar-spatchy)
DeNiro and Pacino fight it out over a disputed parking place.
The Wife of Brian- Dan Brown and the Pythons get together in this epic movie based on the fact that Brian was actually married to Mary Tyler-Moore
The Meaning of Wife- Python sequel which looks deep into this complex idea of what it is to be female and married and comes up with the answer that it actually means 'kitchen operative'.
What's new octo-pussy-twat?
Paul the Octopus and Paul Gascoine the twat form a detective agency.
Paul the Octopussy
Unsuccesful Bond film featuring Paul the Psychic octopus being dissed and taking it by a bad ass Roger Moore.
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... and listen to him go on and on and on and on and get shot in the face.Dan
Vertigoat
Capra aegagrus hircus thriller
Sebcoe
Motel Horror as Norman Bates kills people dressed as a 1980's 800 metre runner
VertiMoat
Paranoid psychological thriller that ends by a riverside.
The Turds,
We thought we flushed them away, but they came back.
SerbiCoe
1970s undercover cop resurfaces as right wing track suit who likes wrestling with Hague in their pyjamas.
Bob Marley and Me
Soppy, Soppy, Soppy, die.... then a lot of Wailers
Milliband of Brothers. Two brothers fight it out in a battle of twits.
O Brother we're f**ked now.
The Millibands realise they actually have to run the Labor party.
And the Millerband played on
But Dave had the sense to get off the good ship Labtanic first.