Kiss-Ass
'Coalish with me, Mr Clegg, pur-leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaasssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!'
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Cabinet!
Liza Minelli plays an excessive George Osborne, after he finally reaches post of chancellor. 'Life is a cabinet, my friend! Life is a cabinet!'
The Madness of Chancellor George
Osborne goes a bit power-mental as Chancellor, spending all the tax rises on helium balloons and attempting to raise Great Britain one hundred imperial feet.
The Cable Guy
Vince Cable's furiously down-to-earth policies distinctly ruin any form of interesting plot development.
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Gordon Brown Fool days
Young Gordon Brown goes to Westminster public school and acts the c**t. Flashman Cameron thrashes him.
Browned Off
Gordon Brown forms a brass band after bankrupting the nation.
Tie A Yellow Ribbon Round The Old Tory
William Hague slips on a LibDem headband and starts screaming like Rambo.
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The Red Vage of Courage
Despite being a c**t Gordon Brown won't admit defeat
Bonnie in Clyde
Gangster Porn remake. Bonnie wears a strap-on. Whose the daddy now?
Gazzablanca
Everyone's favourite cry baby teams up with Ingrid Berghman in this wartime classic. "Play it, Jimmy Five Bellies"
Pulp Fraction
Tarantino at his best. Join Mr 1/2, Mr 1/3 and Mr 5/8 in this heist gone wrong movie.
'Clowns to the left of me, mathematicians to the right, here I am'
Cleggron: The Smarmiest Guys In The Room
Two public schoolboys get together to oust an uncomprehensible fool and run UK plc.
Referendum & Dumber
"Can I have voting reform, please, Mr David Sir?"
"Of course, Nicky boy. We'll run a referendum for it, using the old method, and see what happens. Mwah ha ha."
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The final 48 hours
Hard arsed cop Dennis Hopper and convict Gary Coleman are thrown together to fight crime in Purgatory.
Going Commando
Because heroes don't fear chafing.
Jurassic Snark
Prehistoric sarcasm terror.
Harry Hill's Cop
Well I like Det. William 'Billy' Rosewood, and I like Det. Sgt. John Taggart.
But which one is best?
There's only one way to find out..........FIGHT!
Once were Furriers.
Tragic film about the UK fur industry workers, after Heather Mills puts them all out of work.
The Coldtits story.
Page 3 girls escape from a siberian prison camp.
The little Mermanmaid
Disney targets the pink pound with this delightful transgender aquatic tale. Half woman, half fish, half trucker Analiel makes a faustian bargain to find true love. With the hit song - Under my Semen
The Golden Adrian Child.
Eddie Murphy is paid by the BBC to track down the short arsed saviour of the TV world.
Five to Nine
Dyslexic remake of this office based comedy - "whta a wya to mkea a livngin"
Monsoon Welding
A dancer gives it all up to follow her dream of being a extreme welder.
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Oklahomo-
Rodgers and Hammerstein meets Larry Grayson in this pre-Brokeback Mountain gay cowoy romp.
'Oklahomo, where the man juice comes sweepin' down the plain'
Inglorious George
George the Monkey and the Man in the Yellow Hat f**k up some Nazi bastards.