Snakes Honour Plane
At the annual Reptile Public Service awards the Boeing 747-400 receives the Best Carrier Award.
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Quote: will Cam @ May 5 2010, 1:34 PM BSTAn American Werewolf in Lumsden
Preda-Tory
Slimy lizard David Cameron goes around killing wishy-washy liberals so they gain an overall majority.
Love Labour's Loss
Alternative reality fantasy tale where the British public aren't stupid enough to vote Gordon Brown back in.
'So unfeasibly ridiculous, we wouldn't run it as a story' -- Daily Sport
Dan
Cakes on a plane
With Corden as the plucky passenger who saves the day. Sponsored by Greggs.
AvaTarby
12 foot club comics defenc their golf course.
Avabanana
Cockneys defend their patch, despite obvious language communication difficulties.
The Matey-rix
A bunch of rebels slip into an alternate reality based on bubble bath.
My Left F**k
Story chartering the most unusual day in the life of a normal man who ends up experimenting sexually after eating a dodgy, hallucinogenic pasty.
Dan
My Cleft Foot
Daniel Gay-Lewis gives an emotive performance as a man whose bigtoe has a hair lip.
Night at the Holocaust Museum.
Fight at the museum
Sleepy Holocaust
Insert bad taste gas chamber gag here...
Deeply Hollow
Fairly typical Tim Burton film.
Taxi Mini Driver
Quirky British actress kills pimps in urban distopia
Fags of our fathers
World War2 mission to get up the Japanese.
Maxi Driver
An enormous Minnie Driver goes schizo on yo' ass...
28 Days Leiter
A month in the life of James Bond's less exciting buddy
28 Weeks Leiter
Tedious, tedious sequel after unexpected success of the first film
Dan
Around The World With Eighty Gays.
Phileas Fogg accepts a bet from the Reform Club to circumvent the globe collecting nice boys from every country.
Planet of The Apps.
Charlton Heston crash lands on a parallel planet where humans are treated like slaves by software designed to find the nearest pizza take-a-way in Norwich.
Appy Gilmore
Adam Sandler as an ipod app, unimaginable horror.
Kill Bill and Ben
Weed's gonna crack some pots mother f**kas!
The Chronic Rolls of Riddick:
Vin Diesel's pan-dimensional character arrives on a planet called Helion Prime and sets up a bakery. His cakes are so-so but his bread products are shit.
Thunderbolt and Lightning
Freddy Mercury joins Clint Eastwood and Jeff Bridges in this inferior followup Bank Robbery romp.
'Very, very frightening indeed'
The Stupids
Michael Moore documentary on the people who still insist on voting for Labour, even now.
Dan