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Weird pets... Page 2

They're amazing names! Do they make Nintendo noises upon every step?

Whoa... clawed frogs? Do they actually have claws?

Quote: PhQnix @ May 29 2008, 7:59 PM BST

I just gad two Russian Dwarf Hamsters ~ Mario and Luigi. As if I needed to reaffirm my geekiness...

Hah! That's awesome!! :D

Please don't force them down your pipes.
We don't want another Richard Gere incident.

(Do I win a prize for making the most obvious joke of the day?)

Quote: EllieJP @ May 20 2008, 10:42 AM BST

I used to have an imaginary parrot.

Is that how you justified the little repeating voice in your head?
Jeez-I'm a bit mean tonight. :O

Quote: zooo @ May 29 2008, 8:02 PM BST

Please don't force them down your pipes.
We don't want another Richard Gere incident.

Sick

They're dead now. They were all sweet until Luigi died and Mario began to chew on his corpse. :(

Oh dear.
Poor hammies!

Aw,:(

I used to have two parrots, both called Charlie.

Quote: PhQnix @ May 29 2008, 8:03 PM BST

Sick

They're dead now. They were all sweet until Luigi died and Mario began to chew on his corpse. :(

He wanted to have a piece of him forever...?

Did you have them both at the same time? (Jude)

Does a girl you keep locked in your cellar count as a pet?

If she is on a leash.

Quote: Tim Walker @ May 29 2008, 8:06 PM BST

Does a girl you keep locked in your cellar count as a pet?

Only if it has a running wheel...

Quote: zooo @ May 29 2008, 8:02 PM BST

Please don't force them down your pipes.
We don't want another Richard Gere incident.

(Do I win a prize for making the most obvious joke of the day?)

Laughing out loud That's great!

Both at the same time.

One was little Charlie the other big Charlie.

Quote: zooo @ May 29 2008, 8:06 PM BST

If she is on a leash.

Great, then I have a weird pet. :)

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