I am not going anywhere this year. Well maybe to Hell.
I have a hen weekend in Cork & thats it. My husband is off for a stag in Prague. THE DIRTY FUCKING BASTARD!!!!!!!
I get to go to Cork, he goes to Prague.
The FILTHY BASTARD!!!!
Still I am not jealous. No Siree not at all. My lurrrrrrrrrrrvely man can go where ever he wants. THE TUTE FUCKING PERVY OLD CUNT!!
Soooooooo glad to see you're taking it well Charley. Like the murphy's, you're not bitter. 
Quote: Ray Dawson @ May 20 2008, 8:35 PM BSTSoooooooo glad to see you're taking it well Charley. Like the murphy's, you're not bitter.
No I am not bitter at all. I mean there is not one single streak of jealousy in my bones. I dont care if my man has pussy shoved in his face while he visits strip joints, nor if he can get a 3 some for £15.
THE DISGUSTING EVIL TWO TIMING UNFAITHFUL COCK!
Awww...I can just feel the warm feelings you feel for your man.
Do you want to talk?
Quote: EllieJP @ May 20 2008, 8:09 PM BSTI want to go on holiday - I need to go...I NEEEEEEEEEED sun!
Yeah, like you can afford it!
Anyway.
I never understand that logic. Why the f**k do people go on holiday, almost always somewhere hot, during the hottest 3 weeks of the year here? What a f**king pointless waste of money. Go away at Christmas if you want heat.
Quote: zooo @ May 20 2008, 8:15 PM BSTLike a skiing holiday, but without the skiing.
Have you ever been skiing? I wanna go skiing. 
And snowboarding.
Quote: Aaron @ May 20 2008, 8:47 PM BSTYeah, like you can afford it!
Anyway.
I never understand that logic. Why the f**k do people go on holiday, almost always somewhere hot, during the hottest 3 weeks of the year here? What a f**king pointless waste of money. Go away at Christmas if you want heat.
Were you in England last year with all the floods???
Quote: Aaron @ May 20 2008, 8:47 PM BSTHave you ever been skiing? I wanna go skiing.
And snowboarding.
I love skiing, learnt a year ago in NZ. Was brilliant.
Can't snow board AT ALL though. I gave myself Piles from spending all my time on my arse.
I've always wanted to snowboard. I haven't tried it yet, but I will!
I need a relaxing holiday right now though.
Ooh, maybe by a lake. Like in Canada.
Quote: EllieJP @ May 20 2008, 8:48 PM BSTWere you in England last year with all the floods???
Yes. Your point is...?
Quote: EllieJP @ May 20 2008, 8:48 PM BSTCan't snow board AT ALL though. I gave myself Piles from spending all my time on my arse.
Too. Much. Information.
I have never been on any kind of outdoor holiday. My idea of a holiday is to relax. Be a thorough lazy bitch & drink like a fish.
See you all. I'm off. Haha.
Ha ... Ha?
I haven't been on holiday since I was about 10. I was one of those typical moody, don't-wanna-do-anything teenagers. Boy, I'm glad I've changed 
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I go on holiday for the interesting museums and things.
On my last holiday, I went to a proper real castle!
Quote: Aaron @ May 24 2008, 12:40 PM BSTI go on holiday for the interesting museums and things.
On my last holiday, I went to a proper real castle!
Remember this is a British forum, we all live in castles (according to Eddie Izzard). Which castle was it?
Arundel Castle.
Except there was a good foot of snow on the ground at the time, and more still falling!