Oh wow.
In 2005, Coren's first novel Winkler won the Bad Sex in Fiction Award for the worst description of sex. The passage for which he was awarded ended with the sentence fragment "Like Zorro." This reference has gained a cult status as an internet meme, although he says he is unaware of what the word "meme" means.
He couldn't be any cuter.
Hehe aw!
"He whipped out his magnificent, shiny sword, and showed his skill with it to be like Zorro."
That's just funny!
Quote: zooo @ June 10 2008, 3:21 PM BSTConclusion : it is not.
Translation: Tennant's 37, and that would be okay.
Precisely!
Quote: Aaron @ June 10 2008, 3:26 PM BST"He whipped out his magnificent, shiny sword, and showed his skill with it to be like Zorro."
Now, is that a guess, or have you found the actual Coren passage? (so to speak.)
Haha back to holidays-I've just been invited to Spain with my brother's creepy friend. That's *really* going to be an offer I accept. 
Quote: zooo @ June 10 2008, 3:33 PM BSTNow, is that a guess, or have you found the actual Coren passage? (so to speak.)
Made it up.
This is the actual passage:
And he came hard in her mouth and his dick jumped around and rattled on her teeth and he blacked out and she took his dick out of her mouth and lifted herself from his face and whipped the pillow away and he gasped and glugged at the air, and he came again so hard that his dick wrenched out of her hand and a shot of it hit him straight in the eye and stung like nothing he'd ever had in there, and he yelled with the pain, but the yell could have been anything, and as she grabbed at his dick, which was leaping around like a shower dropped in an empty bath, she scratched his back deeply with the nails of both hands and he shot three more times, in thick stripes on her chest. Like Zorro.
Oh, that's genius!
*goes to amazon*
*reads it in full and almost pisses himself laughing*
Oh, my giddy aunt!
The award was kind of deserved then, unless it was meant to be hilarious!
That two word sentence at the end though, just makes it perfect.
I do love him.
Quote: zooo @ June 10 2008, 3:47 PM BSTThat two word sentence at the end though, just makes it perfect.
I do love him.
It's like he's got lost in his thoughts, and just written subconciously..."Like Zorro..."
He's a literary genius!
Misunderstood by his peers.
Just like all the greats...