Naughty Boy

A SHAME FACED PUPIL IS SITTING INFRONT OF THE HEADMASTER, WITH HIS DAD

HEADMASTER

Little Jimmy here is in a lot of trouble. We do not allow racist, sexist, or prejudicial remarks at St Cuthberts. We are seriously considering legal action, in my day we'd have thrashed you.

DAD

Look what's the bloody problem? All he did was tell another kid to get a life.

HEADMASTER

You're just making it worse for yourself, send them in Ms Jasper.

FRANKENSTEIN, AND HIS MONSTER ENTER, THE MONSTER IS IN SCHOOL UNIFORM

FRANKENSTEIN

My boy, may be an lifeless amalgamation of dead people's organs, powered by electricity. There's no excuse for drawing attnetion to it.

FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER SOBBING

I'm a soulless monster daddy.

HEADMASTER

Well if you wanted to make Dr Frankenstein's freakish creation cry, then I hope you're happy. You little bastard.

Ha! Oh, just one thing:
My boy, may be.... (Comma)

Done and thanks

Like this one Looks like that Fankenstein's monster needs to 'pull himself together' arf arf

Sorry

Well his dad stitched him up, arf arf!

Never apologies for a pun!

i think he added it - and shouldn't have.

Damn you commas when I'm king of the world you'll be through.

Then semi colons, you'll all be finished.

Only the noble full stop will servive.

Just wait till you see my Newspeak.

Definitely, no, comma, required.