I actually heard a real one sort of like this.
FX: Tannoy Bong
ANNOUNCER: This is a passenger announcement. Southnorthern Trains have a normal service on all routes this morning. (PAUSE) We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause.
Train Announcement
Obviously they have a comedian working for them. I once heard.
The train has failed, the replacement train has failed. We have failed, we appologise.
'We have failed, we applogise' thats cracking.
They have lots of comedians working for them.