Medecine advert

Tense, nervous headache? Sore throat and blocked nose? Hayfever? Sensitive teeth? Itchy, flaky scalp? Sluggish, bloated feeling? Heartburn, constipation and diarrhoea affecting your daily life? What the hell are you doing sitting about watching adverts? You need a doctor!

Not bad, final line could be a little punchier, otherwise great stuff.

lol for some reason I thought the answer was going to be

'Prayers' and some christian take on health but i dont think that would work. my head is so full of shit ideas!