A HOODED FIGURE IS KNEELING INFRONT OF SOME FUNDAMENTALISTS.
FUN1
We have captured this infidel in Afghanistan, and we will now behead him. Prepare to meet your death...
PULLS OFF THE HOOD
Sorry who are you?
MAN
Nick Clegg, I'm on a fact finding tour in Afghanistan. Do your worst you can't keep us down.
FUN1
Piss off, go on do one, turn that camera off we're wasting tape.
MAN
What but why?
FUN1
Because I'm not going to be the laughing stock of the Taliban. Who did you execute Mustapha? The head of that crap party, who looks a bit like David Cameron?
MAN
I'm not a nobody, I won 3 new seats at the last local elections, and, and I
ALL FUNDAMENTALISTS TOGETHER.
You had sex with 30 women, now piss off.