British Comedy Guide

Hostage

A HOODED FIGURE IS KNEELING INFRONT OF SOME FUNDAMENTALISTS.

FUN1

We have captured this infidel in Afghanistan, and we will now behead him. Prepare to meet your death...

PULLS OFF THE HOOD

Sorry who are you?

MAN

Nick Clegg, I'm on a fact finding tour in Afghanistan. Do your worst you can't keep us down.

FUN1

Piss off, go on do one, turn that camera off we're wasting tape.

MAN

What but why?

FUN1

Because I'm not going to be the laughing stock of the Taliban. Who did you execute Mustapha? The head of that crap party, who looks a bit like David Cameron?

MAN

I'm not a nobody, I won 3 new seats at the last local elections, and, and I

ALL FUNDAMENTALISTS TOGETHER.

You had sex with 30 women, now piss off.

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