GORDON BROWN IS TALKING TO EDD BALLS
EDD
Prime minister why have you instructed the RAF to bomb the Thames flood barrier? Ordered the entire staff of Selafield nuclear reactor, to take the day off, and leave it running. And the staff of London Zoo to, get the lions, and baboons really angry and let them out. It's almost like you want a humongous disaster, with 1000s killed.
GORDON
Have you seen the coverage on Tibet. Every one's talking about how competent their government is and every one's forgotten about Tibet.
EDD
I see, but with 10p tax, and Cheri Blair's book we might need a bigger disaster, to really distract people.
GORDON
Hmm lets make Jeremy Clarkson minister for transport, and Ami Winehouse in charge of drug enforcement. That should be prudent.