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Could you belive Fritzl could be any more evil?

According to the Sun, he told his kids McDonald's didn't exist. After they saw it on adverts.

Austrian social workers have just sneaked one of the kids out there, for his first happy meal.

Hahaha. That's just mental.

I don't see the problem with him. You gotta punish kids or they'll never learn........

I wander if he now believes Ronald McDonald is real?

It's just so mean. I mean he could taken the poor bugger a happy meal on his birthday or something.

Naughty boys don't deserve treats, no matter what day it is.

Charisma you are worrying me. Why do I think you have a sweet shop, with a very big, secure cellar.

Because I am a paedophile?

No to stop kids stealing your sweets.

Oh right, nope thats not why I've got a big cellar in my sweet shop. It is because I am a paedophile. I guess this is my *coming out*. I touch kids. Is that against forum rules?

Depends what with. If it's with your generosity, and kindness I'm sure that's fine.

Nope, its with my hands on their genitalia. Although I am generous and kind in that I let them/force them to touch me back.

LOL

You're Pope Benedict and I claim my five pounds.

Quote: sootyj @ May 19 2008, 11:38 AM BST

According to the Sun, he told his kids McDonald's didn't exist.

That seems to be the only responsible parenting decision he made.

Oh bless, that little boy must have been so happy to go there for the first time.

Melts the crustiest of hearts.

Wander if he thinks Tellytubbies are real?

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