CHERI IS BEING INTERVIEWED
INTERVIEWER
Good evening I'm interviewing Cheri Blair, about her new book. Mrs Blair.
CHERI
Just a sec.
EMPTIES THE BISCUITS INTO HER HANDBAG
CHERI
We've got to pay the cleaner this week, these should do.
INTERVIEWER
Mrs Blair one question every one's been asking has been what was that bulky safe sex kit you took to Balmoral?
CHERI
Oh that's easy, a mirror. One glance at one of those and Tony would sit in the corner and tugging himself off.
INTERVIEWER
Do you not think Tony should have taken equal responsibility for safe sex?
CHERI
He did, he had his own safe sex kit.
INTERVIEWER
What was in that?
CHERI HOLDS UP A PHOTO OF GORDON BROWN SMILING