British Comedy Guide

Extended.

GORDON BROWN IS TALKING TO BOB GELDOF.

GORDON

Mr Geldof you will not intimidate, it will be a fair vote on abortion. I'm not going to reduce the time limit. I'm surprised at you I thought you were a liberal?

BOB

Look you one eyed, scowling f**k wit. I want to increase the time limit.

GORDON

Really how far.

PEACHES WANDERS ON.

PEACHES

Hi daddy, I'm going to make a new film about Ethiopia. Did you know those Ehtiopians are like so poor, and hungry I bet they can't even afford to eat at the Ivy. Tragic. Can I have some money, Amy Winehouse snorted all my coke.

BOB

About 19.

GORDON

Really you know the Duchess of York said the same thing to me today.

Hilarious :)

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