A KID IS GETTING HIS SCHOOL DINNER, FROM A DINNER LADY
KID
Oi miss what's this.
DINNER
It's these increased food prices, we've had to change the brands of some of you're foods.
KID
But this is just a plate of tomato sauce.
DINNER
Nah that's bean and gone baked beans, with you've had your chips chips.
KID
Don't I even get any meat.
DINNER
Course you do, sorry love.
HANDS HIM A FAG PAPER
KID
What's this?
DINNER
It's a turkey rizla.