British Comedy Guide

Dinner

A KID IS GETTING HIS SCHOOL DINNER, FROM A DINNER LADY

KID

Oi miss what's this.

DINNER

It's these increased food prices, we've had to change the brands of some of you're foods.

KID

But this is just a plate of tomato sauce.

DINNER

Nah that's bean and gone baked beans, with you've had your chips chips.

KID

Don't I even get any meat.

DINNER

Course you do, sorry love.

HANDS HIM A FAG PAPER

KID

What's this?

DINNER

It's a turkey rizla.

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