CHERI BLAIR IS BEING INTERVIEWED THERE'S A PLATE OF BISCUITS BETWEEN THEM
INTERVIEWER
Mrs Blair tonight we're going to discuss you're autobiography of years as the wife of the prime minister.
CHERI
Just a sec
EMPTIES PLATE OF BISCUITS INTO HER HANDBAG
Carry on,
INTERVIEWER
Mrs Blair what do you make of the rumours that you sexed the book up?
CHERI
Rubbish, take the trip to Balmoral where I became pregnant.
INTERVIEWER
If I may read to you from that part.
"Tony looked at me, with that charming smile and whispered who cares if you got your safe sex kit, let's make love,"
CHERI
What's wrong with that.
INTERVIEWER
If I could continue.
"as the queen rode him from behind with a strap on, and Prince Philip urinated over us,"
CHERI
Alright maybe I exagerated a little. But I wanted to give a fair, non partisan impression of life at number 10.
INTERVIEWER
Ah yes the chapter on Gordon Brown, it had an unusual title.
"That scowling Scots, child molester, I hope he drown in his own excrement,"
CHERI
Ooh that does sound a bot naughty. Anymore biscuits?