Doctor
Mr Bloggs, whats the matter
Mr Bloggs:
You're my doctor, where did you come from?
Doctor:
Nigeria, now whats the problem
Mr Bloggs:
Couldn't get a job in your country then
Doctor:
Look sir you can either let me treat you or leave
Mr Bloggs:
I had an accident... with my arse
Doctor:
Lets have a look. Pull your pants down and bend over. Mr Bloggs it appears that you have a foreign object stuck in your anus
Mr Bloggs:
I was assured that that hamster was British.