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Ah, the weekend! Page 29

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 24 2008, 5:04 PM BST

He should have got royalties, either way.

Laughing out loud

He must be (wait for it)... rolling in it!

Quote: zooo @ May 24 2008, 5:04 PM BST

Seeing as no one knows who it was, it's 50/50 man or woman.

Let's say it was a hermaphrodite. So as not to offend anyone!

Or a bloke in a dress?

Quote: Leevil @ May 24 2008, 5:06 PM BST

Laughing out loud

He must be (wait for it)... rolling in it!

Haha!

Quote: DaButt @ May 24 2008, 4:49 PM BST

I drank 4 pints of ice water out of my trusty Guinness glass in less than 40 minutes.

Jeeeeesus! You'll end up poisoning yourself if you're not careful!

Quote: Leevil @ May 24 2008, 4:50 PM BST

There's a cool, welcome breeze here today. God bless England

I like breeze. :)

Quote: Aaron @ May 24 2008, 5:13 PM BST

Jeeeeesus! You'll end up poisoning yourself if you're not careful!

Or drowning!

Quote: Leevil @ May 24 2008, 5:06 PM BST

Or a bloke in a dress?

Nah, a woman in trousers.
Madness!

Quote: Leevil @ May 24 2008, 5:13 PM BST

Or drowning!

From the inside!?

Quote: zooo @ May 24 2008, 5:15 PM BST

Nah, a woman in trousers.

That's a euphemism for lesbian, surely?

Quote: Aaron @ May 24 2008, 5:13 PM BST

Jeeeeesus! You'll end up poisoning yourself if you're not careful!

Trust me, all that water poured right back out of my pores. The body really has to ramp up the perspiration when it's that hot and humid outside. I've seen many a summertime Eurotourist flat on his/her back on the pavement at Disney World in Orlando after failing to hydrate properly.

The amount of water that troops in Iraq are forced to drink in the summertime is staggering. I've heard that more heat casualties are taken from the battlefield than actual wounded soldiers.

Quote: ian_w @ May 24 2008, 5:20 PM BST

That's a euphemism for lesbian, surely?

:O I'm wearing trousers!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 24 2008, 4:59 PM BST

Really? So not the wheel? :P

No. Air conditioner infinitely better.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 24 2008, 5:24 PM BST

:O I'm wearing trousers!

Got any good fanny recently?

Haha!

Quote: DaButt @ May 24 2008, 5:24 PM BST

Trust me, all that water poured right back out of my pores. The body really has to ramp up the perspiration when it's that hot and humid outside. I've seen many a summertime Eurotourist flat on his/her back on the pavement at Disney World in Orlando after failing to hydrate properly.

The amount of water that troops in Iraq are forced to drink in the summertime is staggering. I've heard that more heat casualties are taken from the battlefield than actual wounded soldiers.

All very good reasons for why I hate hot weather.

Quote: Aaron @ May 24 2008, 5:31 PM BST

Got any good fanny recently?

You have a way with words Rolling eyes

1 more post for 700 yikes!

*drumroll*

Party poppers at the ready!

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