British Comedy Guide

Ah, the weekend! Page 26

Yes, sir and which country are you flying to today?

Quote: Aaron @ May 23 2008, 5:10 PM BST

All the same to me!

ok sir, a one way ticket to matabeleland for you - enjoy :)

Quote: Alan C @ May 23 2008, 4:57 PM BST

Does Ronaldo like to dive dine there?

Laughing out loud Nice. I have nothing against the people or their country...but I hold a great hatred in my heart for their football team and their Nonce players.

Quote: Curt @ May 23 2008, 5:14 PM BST

Laughing out loud Nice. I have nothing against the people or their country...but I hold a great hatred in my heart for their football team and their Nonce players.

Yey for Curt!!

Quote: Curt @ May 23 2008, 5:14 PM BST

Laughing out loud Nice. I have nothing against the people or their country...but I hold a great hatred in my heart for their football team and their Nonce players.

Their players are all paedophiles? can you prove it Curt!!? That should make some good headlines in the News of the Screws ;)

Quote: ian_w @ May 23 2008, 5:15 PM BST

Yey for Curt!!

My team is the Netherlands, if you watched Euro Cup last year you will know why.

Quote: Alan C @ May 23 2008, 5:15 PM BST

Their players are all paedophiles? can you prove it Curt!!? That should make some good headlines in the News of the Screws ;)

Did I use use Ponce wrongly? I was just excited to use it in a sentence. But this rumor will work too. LEt's get spreading.

Quote: Curt @ May 23 2008, 5:18 PM BST

Did I use use Ponce wrongly? I was just excited to use it in a sentence. But this rumor will work too. LEt's get spreading.

You didn't say ponce you said nonce and the latter is a slang word for child sex offenders in this land we like to call Grate Britain :O

Laughing out loud wow what a touchy slang you folks use.

Quote: Curt @ May 23 2008, 5:18 PM BST

My team is the Netherlands, if you watched Euro Cup last year you will know why.

Dennis Bergkamp (although retired now) is one of the best players that ever did live! Some of the goals he got for Arsenal were phenominal.

Quote: ian_w @ May 23 2008, 5:31 PM BST

Dennis Bergkamp (although retired now) is one of the best players that ever did live! Some of the goals he got for Arsenal were phenominal.

Yeh, but could he fly? Could he f**k. And that's all that counts.

Quote: roscoff @ May 23 2008, 6:01 PM BST

Yeh, but could he fly? Could he f**k. And that's all that counts.

Actually I read in the Sport he could morph into a budgie.

Quote: ian_w @ May 23 2008, 6:07 PM BST

Actually I read in the Sport he could morph into a budgie.

I wouldn't doubt it. Flying dutchmen are common.

Ah one of the best starts to a weekend ever yesterday!

Concert good then?

Very very very!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 24 2008, 3:13 PM BST

Very very very!

Where you jumping round like a mad woman?

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