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Chapman would pretend he hates being beaten up by Charley - but would actually die happy as he gives in to Charleys relentless tongue whippings.

Doberman, versus spider monkey riding on the back of a beagle?

Quote: EllieJP @ May 16 2008, 10:14 AM BST

Chapman would pretend he hates being beaten up by Charley - but would actually die happy as he gives in to Charleys relentless tongue whippings.

Laughing out loud agreed.

Quote: zooo @ May 16 2008, 10:04 AM BST

David Chapman vs Charley?

She'd just lift the lips of her flange and place them over him. Kind of like a tea cosy, really.

Only far more disturbing.

Quote: Aaron @ May 16 2008, 11:16 AM BST

She'd just lift the lips of her flange and place them over him. Kind of like a tea cosy, really.

:O Laughing out loud I wonder if Chapman Boy Punster could wordplay his way out of this one!

He's yet to wordplay his way out of a paper bag, so I'm sure Charley's woollen tea cosy will be beyond his comprehension.

Quote: Aaron @ May 16 2008, 11:29 AM BST

He's yet to wordplay his way out of a paper bag, so I'm sure Charley's woollen tea cosy will be beyond his comprehension.

I've just managed to get out!

YAAAAAAAAY!!!!!

Benny Hill Zombie, versus Bernard Manning Zombie?

Quote: sootyj @ June 26 2008, 7:10 AM BST

Benny Hill Zombie, versus Bernard Manning Zombie?

A closely-fought contest until the Yakety Sax chase. It's got to be Benny.

Yul Bryner vs Telly Savalas, armed with giant poisoned lollipops.

God vs an atheist with a knife.

mmmmmmm trick one, a man with a knife fighting a mythical being would probably end up in care;)

Hmm I reckon aetheist, all he'd have to do is stop believing and God would disapear.

Unless God smote him first.

Heston Blumenthal armed with a sea bass vs Gordon Ramsey armed with a big dictionary full of rude words.

Both are pretty tough in the chef steaks (eh eh) but I reckon Ramsey is all mouth, Heston wins

The carrot or the stick?

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