British Comedy Guide

Auction Sketch

Int. Auction Room

Camera shot shows an auctioneer at his table on a stand.

Auctioneer: Going once. Going twice. (KNOCKS HAMMER) Sold!

Camera pulls out to reveal auctioneer 2 who is on a higher stand than the first auctioneer.

Auctioneer 2: So, as you can see, a lovely example of an auctioneer. Who'll start me at fifty pounds?

ENDS

mmmmmm....at least it was quick.

I like it! We should collaborate on the pun-ishment show. Visual gags, and rotten puns in bite sized portions.

Maybe we see an endless line of auctioneers selling each other into infinity?

that made me laugh out loud.

I'm a much bigger fan of daft visual sketches than the political stuff that's usually on here.

The surreal ones are the best. I liked it.

I liked it a lot. Good take. Nice and short. Nothing to add.

Dan

Yep, agree with previous posters, nice quickie.

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