This is just a quick idea I've had while doing another sketch. I don't think this idea is very strong and also I think the punchline may be a bit weak, but I'd appreciate it if you could let me know what you think, thanks in advance. Paul
JOSEF FRITZEL AND HIS WIFE ROSEMARIE FRITZEL ARE ON THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW.
Jerry
Today we meet the man who kept his daughter in what can only be described as a 'dungeon' for 24 years and most shockingly also fathered his own daughters children! And,after all that, he and his wife remain as strong as ever. But first of all let me introduce the wife of Josef Fritzel, Rosemarie.
(AUDIENCE CHEER)
Rosemarie
Hi Jerry.
Jerry
Hello and welcome to the show.
Rosemarie
Hello Jerry. How are you?
Jerry
I'm fine, So now we have Rosemarie out I think we need Josef out here too.
(AUDIENCE BOO)
Josef
F**k off! You don't know me. (SITS DOWN) Hi Jerry.
Jerry
Hello, I believe you have something to tell your wife, something that may end the marriage for good.
Rosemarie
No, nothing will end our marriage, we are strong and will get through this.(HOLDS HAND WITH HUSBAND)
(AUDIENCE CLAPS)
Josef
OK, basically Rosemarie, It's about the cellar incident.
Rosemarie
It's OK, we don't have to go over that again.
Josef
No you don't understand.
Rosemarie
Oh, what is it then? You have more of our children down there? You've secretly been planning to kill me? It doesn't matter, as long as you love me.
Josef
You know when I told you that I constructed the whole dungeon by myself?
Rosemarie
Oh I do hate it when you call it the dungeon. But yes, I can remember you telling me that.
Josef
Well I never, Polish Dave came round, and well, he offered me a good deal and well, I got it done on the cheap.
(SOUND OF SHOCK FROM CROWD)
Rosemarie
(STANDS UP AND THROWS WEDDING RING AT HIM, SHE EXITS STAGE, AUDIENCE CHEERS)