British Comedy Guide

Chuffing Hell

A NORTHENER WALKS DOWN THE STREET, HE HAS A A FLAT CAP, AND A WHIPPET.

A SATELLITE FALLS OUT OF THE SKY INFRONT OF HIM.

NORTHERNER

Chuffing hell!

A BEAUTY QUENN RUNS OUT AND KISSES HIM

NORTHERNER

Chuffing hell!

A BOXER IN SHORTS etc, PUNCHES HIM IN THE GUT

NORTHENER

CHuffing hell!

HE PICKS UP A LAMP AND RUBS IT, A GENIE APPEARS.

NORTHENER

Chuffing hell!

HE APPEARS IN HELL, SURROUNDED BY RED DEVILS, POINTING THEIR BUMS AT HIM. THEY PROCCED TO FART FLAMES ON THE NORTHENER COMICALLY BURNING HIM

NORTHENER

Bollocks.

I wrote this 5 years and I believe it deserves to live again,

You never lost it Sootyj :)

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