That's true. You are a bit of a
Dick.
nice line.
See. Superman wouldn't have spilled
boiling hot Coffee exactly on your
testicles.
very funny.
i like your style. great dialogue.
only minor quibble is:
Tell me the truth mate, are you
Superman?
sounds too british.
Thanks Waring. It's very re-assuring you liked those lines, I sometimes worry that lines like that which aren't 'proper' jokes might fall flat to other people.
I agree with the British line sounding wrong, I've modified it in version 2. Although Coffee was changed back to Tea to make it a bit more British 
perfect!
Still like this one. Good stuff.
Dan
just suddenly had a delightful image of superman smashing wee jimmy's face in to silence him - just seemed so un-superman.
Haha, I'll see if I can get some Jimmy abuse out-takes in for you. You can definitely have a lot of fun with a Superman costume.
I usually like your stuff Mr Pie and this is no exception. But I much much much prefer version 1. I think it's much neater.