VO
It is the year 2009, 1 year into a nightmare future. London quakes under the iron fist of Boris Johnson, it's evil, if slightly amusing mayor.
A COMMUTER GOES TO GET ON A BUS, HE HAS A CAN OF BEER A POLICE MAN STOPS HIM
POLICE
You can't take open booze on the tube, you know what this means.
COMMUTER
Oh no a whole saturday in punishment school. If only there was a hero, to saves us, a drunken belligerent hero, who doesn't mind starting an occaisonal scrap.
KEN LVINGSTONE COMES ON DRESSED AS "THE NEWT"
KEN
Never fear Londoner, the Newt is here, London's newest superhero. With my bottle of whiskey, and harsh nasal accent I'll annoy this police officer long enough for you to get away.
VO
Next week the Newt, tries to bring back the bendy bus.