Vehicle Reversing

FX: VEHICLE REVERSING BEEPS STYLE 1

VOICE #1: Warning! This vehicle is reversing. Warning! This vehicle is reversing.

FX: VEHICLE REVERSING BEEPS STYLE 2

VOICE #2: Warning! This vehicle is also reversing.

FX: VEHICLE REVERSING BEEPS STYLE 1

VOICE #1: Warning! This vehicle was reversing first. Please get out of the way.

FX: VEHICLE REVERSING BEEPS STYLE 2

VOICE #2: Warning! This vehicle is is definitely going to continue reversing and is a lot bigger than you.

FX: VEHICLE REVERSING BEEPS STYLE 1

VOICE #1: Warning! This vehicle doesn’t care how big you are and its driver already has one conviction for GBH so you’d better watch out.

FX: VEHICLE REVERSING BEEPS STYLE 2

VOICE #2: Warning! Right, that does it.

FX: CRUNCH!

FX: VEHICLE REVERSING BEEPS STYLE 2

VOICE #2: Warning! This vehicle is uninsured and is about to drive off before you get a chance to see its number plate.

FX: VAN DRIVING AWAY

I like that even though it's not completely original.

Remember the Maestro and the talking instructions years ago? I think it may have been on Not the Nine O'Clock News where the angry driver gets all annoyed. Eventually he gets out and the voice says: "Don't slam the door. Don't slam the door."

Oh I like this, I don't care if it's slightly unoriginal. It's well written, well paced, and funny, and a proper honest to goodness punchline.

Keep hold of it, it'll be great for the next BBC talent sweep.