A MAN IN FULL ON HENDRIX GEAR, IS PLAYING AN INSPIRED VERSION OF PURPLE HAZE.
HE SINKS TO HIS KNEES, COVERS HIS FENDER STRATOCASTER IN LIGHTER FUEL, AND SETS FIRE TO IT.
HE STANDS UP AND TURNS TO HIS AUDIENCE, A LOOK OF EXULTANT JOY ON HIS FACE.
PULL BACK IT IS A MEDIEVAL EXECUTION, WITH AN ANNE BOLYN TYPE RESTING HER NECK ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK. NO BODY LOOK'S AMUSED, KING HENRY VIII GLOWERS AT HENDRIX
HENRY
Not that type of axe.
Sorry to be pedantic sootyj but I think this is greatly misleading and far-fetched. You know full well that this could never have happened!
Lighter fuel indeed!
I'm confused, what's wrong with lighter fuel.
Would it be better if had a small bottle of bbq accelerant, or a small jerry can of kerosene?
sootyj mate,
I was just picking out the lighter fuel in light hearted whimsy, purposely ignoring the 'electric' guitar.
