EXT: Forest. An obvious good guy and an obvious bad guy are having a sword fight. Wizard type approaches from behind Good Guy and taps him on the shoulder while he is fighting.
WIZARD:Excuse me.
GOOD GUY: (TURNS ROUND) What?
The baddie stabs him in the stomach and runs away.
GOOD GUY: Ow! My guts! (FALLS OVER DYING)
Wizard steps over dying Good Guy and faces camera.
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Cut to fighter type with an eye patch standing somewhere else.
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Cut to random adventurer type
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Cut back to Wizard.
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