A COUPLE ARE BE LED ALONG BY A GUIDE, THEY ARE WEARING BLIND FOLDS.
MAN
Ooh this is so exiting, a mystery tour.
GUIDE
We in Moral Horror Tours, aim to please.
WOMAN
Ooh that one to the basement in that Jersey children's home was fab.
MAN
I photographed you in the bath where they found all the bones!
WOMAN
And when we ate at the Tapas Bar, in Pria De Luz.
GUIDE
You've reliable customers, which is why we've arranged this special trip for you.
WOMAN
Ooh I bet it's too that Austrian dungeon, can Geof photograph me chained to the pipe.
GUIDE
Oh this one's going to be really personal, you can take your blindfolds off now.
MAN
Oh this is just an ordinary cellar.
WOMAN
What a con, no blood stains or anything.
GUIDE PULLS OUT A KNIFE.
MAN
Not yet, why look at history, when you can become it?