tube talk

EXT. DAY. STREET

2 BLOKES TALKING

A: Buy a vauxhall did you mate?

B: Yeah, bought it off Colin Dale.

A: Who was that bird in it with you?

B: Victoria, we were going to see All Saints.

A: Oh yeah, they're poplar. Nice girl is she Victoria?

B: Barking mate, loves it up the mudchute.

A: Up the Arsenal, shit! You'd better give your cockfosters a good wash.

B: Why mate?

A: You'll get Oakwood. I got wood green last year, had to go to the clinic.

B: What about your St. Paul's?

A: They went oval shaped for some reason. She was no angel that bird, I tell you.

B: Oh well, fancy a Barbican?

A: Barbican? You've changed your ways.

B: I treat my body like a temple mate.

Nice, and quite good, but not wholly original (I think it might even have been done on this forum).

Could still work, but would need a major twist to work.

e.g. reffering to Terminal 5 (it's not a station, nah but it's shit).

I quite like this! But agree it needs to go somewhere else at the end.

(I also particularly like that it has Oakwood and Cockfosters, because they're my stations! )

I remember there was a sketch on The Sketch Show concerning all the tube stations, but I think that was based on that game which involves all the underground stations (Is it called Jubilee?).

How many? 15 I counted.

Mornington Crescent?

That's it! Mornington Crescent.