British Comedy Guide

Newt and Wasp

KEN LIVINGSTONE WALKS ON STAGE WEARING A CAPE, AND PEEP HOLE MASK.

KEN

If London doesn't want me as Mayor, I'll serve it as it's newest superhero, The Newt.

LEE JASPER RUNS ON DRESSED SIMILARLY

LEE

And I'm his side Kick, Lee Jasper aka the Wasp.

KEN

Great now what do we do?

LEE

I'm going to fight crime by sexually harrassing, charity directors.

KEN

And I'm going to Bolivia the President wants me to fight evil.

LEE

Amazing how you going to do that Newt?

KEN

By smuggling cocaine into London up my arse.

I keep forgetting. Who is this Lee Jasper?

He's obviously made a big impression on me so the sketch means nothing to me I'm afraid.

race adviser to ken - quit because he sent some of the blandest "sexy" emails known to man to some woman at the same charity he was sending funding too - or something like that.

not sure how it fits with the gag as it was "banter" not harassment.

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