KEN LIVINGSTONE WALKS ON STAGE WEARING A CAPE, AND PEEP HOLE MASK.
KEN
If London doesn't want me as Mayor, I'll serve it as it's newest superhero, The Newt.
LEE JASPER RUNS ON DRESSED SIMILARLY
LEE
And I'm his side Kick, Lee Jasper aka the Wasp.
KEN
Great now what do we do?
LEE
I'm going to fight crime by sexually harrassing, charity directors.
KEN
And I'm going to Bolivia the President wants me to fight evil.
LEE
Amazing how you going to do that Newt?
KEN
By smuggling cocaine into London up my arse.