British Comedy Guide

The Nauseator and Dirty SirAlan.

PEOPLE GETTING STRAPPED INTO THOSE CRADLES YOU SEE USED ON ROLLER COASTERS. FOLLOWED BY THEM GETTING OFF PUKING, AND GIVING AS THUMBS UP.

EVENTUALLY A MAN LEADS HIM ROUND THE FENCE, HE STRAPS HIM IN TO A CRADLE. THE GUY LOOKS AROUND ANSD SEE'S THAT THERE IS NO RIDE, THE CRADLE HANGS FROM A POST.

THE MAN WHO STRAPPED HIM IN OPENS HIS SHIRT. LIKE QWUEEG IN TOTAL RECALL, HE HAS A SECOND TWISTED BODY GROWING OUT OF HIS CHEST. IT REACHES FORWARD AND STROKES THE GUYS FACE, WITH A LONG, MOIST, CLAW LIKE ARM.

THE MAN PRESS'S A BUTTON THE GUY FALLS OUT OF THE CRADLE, AND VOMITS HELPLESSLY. THE MAN LIFTS HIS HAND, AND SHAPES IT INTO A THUMBS UP, AND PHOTOGRPAHS HIM.

18 SIRALAN IS AT HIS FNACY BLUE TABLE GIVING OUT A BOLLOCKING. FINGER POINTING, THE WORKS.

WE PAN BACK TO SEE THERE ARE ACTUALLY 4 ROPY LOOKING PROSTITUES ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE TABLE. ONE GETS UPTO LEAVE AND MAKES A SMALL COCK FINGER GESTURE.

THE SCARY WHITE HAIRED WOMAN GIVES HER, HER WINTERY SMILE.

THE PROSTITUTE LOOKS BACK AND MAKES A MOUTH PULLED OPEN, AND TONGUE STUCK OUT GESTURE.

(WOULD WORK WITH STOCK FOOTAGE I RECKON).

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