1 A MAN GOES TO A FAIRGROUND SHOOTING BOOTH, HE PAYS HIS POUND AND PICKS UP AN AIR RIFLE.
THE MAN AT THE STAND TAKES THE AIR RIFLE, AND GIVES HIM A REAL RIFLE.
HE LOOKS TO EITHER SIDE AND SEE'S THERE ARE 7 OTHER PEOPLE SIMILARLY ARMED
HE LOOKS INFRONT OF HIM, THERE IS A PRISONER BLINDFOLDED, TIED TO A STAKE, AND SMOKING A FAG.
2 A MAN GOES TO AN FAIRGROUND BOOTH, HE PAYS HIS POUND AND PICKS UP AN AIR RIFLE
THE MAN AT THE STAND TAKES THE AIR RIFLE AND GIVES HIM A SHOULDER LAUNCHED ANTI AIRCRAFT MISSILE.
HE POINTS AT A PLANE IN THE SKY, HE AIMS
WE SEE THE MAN AT THE STAND IS BIN LADEN
3 A MAN GOES TO A FAIR GOUND BOOTH, HE PAYS HIS POUND AND PICKS UP AN AIR RIFLE
THE MAN AT THE STAND TAKES THE AIR RIFLE AND GIVES HIM A REVOLVER.
HE LEADS THE MAN BEHIND THE STAND. IT IS THE FAMOUS ROULETTE SCENE FROM THE DEER HUNTER, THERE IS ALREADY ONE OTHER MAN THERE WITH A REVOLVER.
HE HANDS HIM A RED HEAD BAND, AND A SINGLE BULLET.
4 THERE IS A SERVICE AT A CREMATORIUM, THE COFFIN IS WAITING TO GO IN THE OVEN. THERE IS A PHOTO OF A SMILING GENT WITH A LABRADOR ON THE COFFIN.
THE LABRADOR IS IN THE CONGREGATION LOOKING SAD.
THE VICAR SMILES AT THE LABRADOR, PRESS'S A BUTTON AND THE COFFIN DISAPPEARS INSIDE THE OVEN.
THE VICAR BOUNCES A TENNIS BALL INTO THE OVEN, THE LABRADOR JUMPS AFTER IT.
5 A CONGREGATION OF VERY FAT MOURNERS IN LEISURE WEAR, ARE EATING BIG CONES OF CHIPS. WE CAN SEE THERE IS A CREMATORIUM CONVEYOR BELT, WITH A PHOTO OF A MAN AND A LABRADOR ON IT.
PULL BACK TO REVEAL IT IS ACTUALLY A CHIPPY. THE VICAR PRESS'S A BUTTON AND A BATTER COVERED HUMAN BODY DROPS INTO A DEEP FAT FRYER
PULL BACK FURTHER TO REVEAL LABRADOR SPINNING ON A DONNER KEBAB, AS IF HUGGING IT.
THE VICAR PUTS ON A WHITE GREASY JACKET, AND PULLS OUT A DONNER KNIFE. THE CONGREGATION LICK THEIR LIPS AND RISE.
6 A MAN IS WANDERING A PARK IN A DIRTY BROWN COAT FLASHING WOMEN. THEY THROW THINGS AT HIM, HE LOOKS SAD.
AS THE ABUSE GETS WORSE, HE LOOKS MORE SAD AND LOST.
HE HIDES BEHIND A BUSH AND JUMPS OUT THERE IS A WOMAN WITH A DIRTY MAC. THEY FLASH EACH OTHER, LOOK EACH OTHER UP AND DOWN AND SMILE.
THEY DO THEIR COATS UP, AND WALK TO AN ICE CREAM VAN HAND IN HAND
7 THE TARDIS IS PARKED IN AN ORDINARY RESIDENTIAL STREET.
IT IS CLEARLY BIN DAY, EVERY HOUSE HAS MUCH GARBAGE PILED UP OUTSIDE HOUSES
A MAN WALKS AROUND PUTING SIGNS ON GARBAGE SAYING, "EXCESS GARBAGE FINE £250"
(COULD BE DONE WITH AN CARTOON?)
WE SEE HOUSE HOLDERS IN A LONG QUEUE, DUMPING THEIR GARBAGE IN THE TARDIS (IT IS A VERY LONG QUEUE).
8 THE DR COMES TO HIS TARDIS IT IS LOCKED, HE TRIES IT HE TRIES IT AGAIN.
A HAIRY GUY, WITH TATOOS, AND AN ENGLAND SHIRT COMES OUT. HE HAS A COPY OF THE SUN, AND IS DOING UP HIS TROUSERS.
THE DR GOES TO ENTER HIS TARDIS, BUT MAKES IT STINKS GESTURES.