What about sharks?
They swim about like they own the bloody place giving it "Don't f**k with us cos we're well'ard!" and when not doing that they're starring in TV programmes and the like and trying to bash in marine biologists' cages.
Which animal is the biggest arse hole? Page 2
Eels
Whale Sharks, Dogfish, Guinea Pigs.........
If they don't know what they are how the bloddy hell am I supposed to!
Yeh that's kinda arrogant of them. I mean if I called myself a human-mouse would that entitle me to wee in peoples kitchens.
Quote: sootyj @ May 2 2008, 9:13 AM BSTYeh that's kinda arrogant of them. I mean if I called myself a human-mouse would that entitle me to wee in peoples kitchens.
Absolutely! I'd rather be a human-bear though......then I can shit in the woods.
Yeh, it's cool 
How do you wipe your bottom?
Good question. Is that your natural fur colour Roscoff?
Quote: ShoePie @ May 2 2008, 1:11 AM BSTPenguins are jerks!
Bald penguins rule. They have little suits and everything.
Who dresses them?
Blue whale. O, sorry, thought you meant has the biggest arsehole.
Quote: sootyj @ May 2 2008, 9:33 AM BSTHow do you wipe your bottom?
A near-by bush or tourist is always good. Reach arounds are out of the question. I mean you just can't get to some of the squidgy bits.
It is my natural fur colour Sofa Matt although I do use Alfaparf illuminating shampoo. Gives me incredible shine and protection. It is a pH-balanced Microcrystalline Shampoo which is uniquely formulated to cleanse hair while adding shine. It's enriched with Wheat Proteins and Diamond Crystals. It's good because it reinforces and protects my hair cuticles, leaving it soft, glossy & easy to comb.
If I can't find that, I just roll in a pile of sh*t.
Peacocks.
They think they are bootiful but they would look more bootiful with a wrung neck & roast potatoes around them.
I think pigeons possibly...