Which animal is the biggest arse hole?

We humans get a lot of stick for picking on other species. Eating them, wearing them, or some times shoving them up our bottoms But which other animal is as big an arse hole as us?

Blue whales are great, unless you're a brine shrimp. In which case they're a loud mouthed, psychopathic fat bastard, who ate you're mum, you're dad and 200,000 of your brothers and sisters.

I reckon the biggest arse hole is the urban fox. Nature's chav. They shag loudly, turn your bins over, kill your cat, and mug old ladies.

And the council won't even give them an ASBO.

Hey leave him alone, he's really cool.

Now Fozzy Bear, he really was a bit of an arse.

Wasps. How I hate them. KILL!!

Quote: Perry Nium @ May 1 2008, 9:37 PM BST

Wasps. How I hate them. KILL!!

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I hate wasps.

It's the fact they're so cumbersome that scares me. They lumber about, like a really big hard bloke.

Chinchillas. Never met one that wasn't a wanker.

Suppose the wasps and the chinchillas started to breed ?

Now that's the stuff of nightmares.

Quote: sootyj @ May 1 2008, 9:32 PM BST

Hey leave him alone, he's really cool.

Now Fozzy Bear, he really was a bit of an arse.

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It's spelt Fozzie
(b) F**k off
(c) Ah ah ah aaaaaaah!

Quote: Seefacts @ May 1 2008, 9:41 PM BST

I hate wasps.

It's the fact they're so cumbersome that scares me. They lumber about, like a really big hard bloke.

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A friend of mine pondered on the relative usefulness of bees and wasps. If bees make honey, he asked, do wasps make mustard?

The worst animals are the microscopic ones. I mean how f**king annoying is that? You can't even tell if you've killed them.

Penguins are jerks!

Owls are c**ts.

Dogs & Cats!! Not so much that there's anything wrong with either of them - it's how youmings fuss and fawn over them!!!! "He knows what you're saying" etc!!! Arrrgghhhhhhhhhh!

*Goes to a plastic surgeon, changes name to Elvis Presley and hides in a remote cave in the Highlands*

Hmm I think I was looking for character.

I mean I hate Lions, they're rubbish. They steal kills from hard working Hyenas, eat their own children, the male lion sits on his arse all day unless he's fighting, or bullying an elephant.

If they were humans they'd vote BNP, and phone into Nick Ferrari to complain about those hyenas moving over here.

Definitely the monkey... gets away with throwing shit at each other, picking each others bum holes...and pretty much comparing themselves to us all the time. Where do they get off being so damn cheeky?

Absolutely, but you left out wanking in public, shouting, and eating smaller weaker monkies. I reckon they should get sent to jail, or at least given ASBOs for some of their malarkey.