Last tilt at Tilt 3

BNP PARTY POLITICAL BROADCAST SPEAKER

Good evening this is the British National Party. This is a message to all you Polish, Rumanian, and other foreign immigrants. Who come over here and take all our jobs in plumbing, carpentry, and agricultural work.

We in the BNP have got one thing to say to you. Come back, we're really super, super sorry we were so rude to you. Now you've gone, there's no one to do the jobs we weren't prepared to do in the first place.

Our toilets are blocked, and the job centre's expecting some of us to retrain for employment. Soon we won't have any time for crying over pictures of Hitler, or denying the Holocaust. So please come back, we're really sorry.

Nick Griffin's even baked you a cake, he iced it himself, it's got fruit and everything. Please come back, or we'll just come on endless drunken stags to your country, and show you our bums.

Personally, I'd prefer it if it was cut after "Come back, we're really super, super sorry we were so rude to you". Made me laugh. The rest felt like it was hammering home the same joke.

You're probably right, I tend to over write, as I reckon most shows edit the heck out of one's stuff any way.

I also wrote that at near midnight, for a show that almsot certainly won't use it. So I wrote something that made me my self smile.

The image of a tearful, Nick Griffin icing a big "sorry foreign people" cake.

Nice idea -- have the speaker(s) getting more upset as it goes on; like they can't live without them. Maybe finish with something about 'even supporting Poland in the Euros' through their tears.

Lose the bit about Hitler and the Holocaust and stick in another thing that's wrong (rule of three).

You do need a 'There now follows a party political broadcast on behalf of the British National Party' announcement beforehand.

Dan

That was more of a stage direction.

Pretensious moie?

Thanks for feed back.