FADE IN:
(SOUND OF RUNNING, AND POLICE RADIOS)
Pc 1
Big bear to little bear over, have you sighted the target
Pc 2
Big bear I have them sighted, they are wearing heavy black robes.
Pc1
Are they armed,
Pc2
they’re carrying bulky objects, could be guitars, or Kalashnikovs
Fx
Sound of tube station
PC 1
Are they on the tube yet, it’s your call
Pc 2
Can’t chance we’re going to have take the scum out
Pc 1
Little bear the order is eat the porridge.
Pc 2
On my command all units neutralise targets
Grams
Sound of nuns singing climb every mountain, with guitars accompanying
Fx
Sound of machine gun fire, and screams
Pc 1
Porridge eaten, honey splattered every where
pc 2
yes…..they were nuns, oh crap, guys any survivors
pc 3
Yes sir
Fx
Gunshot,
Pc 3
Not anymore
Pc 2
Oh god sir what do we do
Pc 1
Well you can’t put the shit back in the dog
An intro from a sketch trailer, I never did anything with, but am thinking of bringing back from the grave. It's a topical sketch show, about failure, and regret. In life you can't put the shit back in the dog.
