Butcher sketch

Did I really just write this? My mother would have a fit!

BUTCHERS SHOP. DAY. AN OLD WOMAN APPROACHES THE COUNTER.

BUTCHER: How can I help you madam?

WOMAN: Your sausages - are they premium quality?

BUTCHER: Absolutely. These are our finest pork sausages.

WOMAN: Lovely.

BUTCHER: Real pig cocks.

WOMAN: What?

BUTCHER: Real pig cocks - the very best in hog genitalia.

WOMAN: Um...

BUTCHER: They've won awards y'know?

WOMAN: Really?

BUTCHER: Oh yes - these before you now are all the finalists in the best animal member at the animal porn awards at Smithfield. We cleaned up in the beastiality section for the fourth year running.

WOMAN: In that case I'll take three.

BUTCHER: A fine decision. They're just right to fill a hole on a cold winter evening.

ENDS

Tuumble you've written alot better, and you will write better again.

This is just not very good.

Thanks soots.

It didn't take long to write and clearly it shows. I've had a bit of mental block with sketches lately and I've been rushing/forcing any germ of an idea.

Best let them germinate more naturally.

Or generate, and develop your ideas. There's not a bad central concept in there somewhere.