Nuclear

MAN TALKING 2 HOUSE WIVES.

MAN

Do you have problems with cats in your garden?

HW1

Yes, they're always pooing on my roses.

MAN

How about gangs of hoodies hanging around Tescos.

HW2

Oh yes, they always laugh at me, and my shopping basket. Shouldn't they be in school or something?

MAN

Wouldn't you like a solution, a final solution?

HW1

Yes but what could it be?

MAN

Buy a North Korean nuclear weapon, we'll sell them to any one, and we mean anyone.

North Korean nukes coming to a city near you, sooner than you think.

I thought that this was ok, although naming the sketch 'nuclear' does give the game away somewhat.

Better...

The men in the adverts very rarely ask a full question, they normally make a statement/question that way you can't say, no.

Cats in the garden?
Hoodies outside Tesco?
Looking for the answer? The final solution.

kjs

Hmm very helpful KJ, you're right that does sound better.