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Who will make a decent mayor? Page 2

Quote: Paul W @ April 27 2008, 11:56 AM BST

That's a bottle of vodka and a game of twister out of the window then...

Ah not out the window! Carefully packaged and disposed of properly!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 27 2008, 11:57 AM BST

Ah not out the window! Carefully packaged and disposed of properly!

Laughing out loud

Damn you Mayor Aaron!

I can imagine him sat behind a desk like a Bond villain.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 27 2008, 11:56 AM BST

So all a bit "nineteen eighty-four" then?

Nah, just returning a bit of morality and dignity.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 27 2008, 12:00 PM BST

I can imagine him sat behind a desk like a Bond villain.

Mwahahahaha.

Or more Mr Burns maybe...

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 27 2008, 12:00 PM BST

I can imagine him sat behind a desk like a Bond villain.

Stroking his pussy.

Don't conjure up such images!

:D

And ordering the death of Lee Jasper.

Quote: EllieJP @ April 27 2008, 12:05 PM BST

Stroking his pussy.

I was seriously tempted to write that, then I thought neh, it's not clever enough :P

Quote: EllieJP @ April 27 2008, 12:05 PM BST

Stroking his pussy.

I refrained from that! I knew someone else would chime in! Thanks Ellie :P

Quote: zooo @ April 27 2008, 12:07 PM BST

Don't conjure up such images!

Whyyyy? Does it make zooo feel all discombobulated down below? Or is it just me (most likely)?

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 27 2008, 12:08 PM BST

I refrained from that! I knew someone else would chime in! Thanks Ellie :P

Pleasure. :D

You could turn it into a career! Offering well-placed punchlines to normal conversation...

I am the Queen of offering obvious punchlines... :D

Not obvious if no one else says them!

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