...did I watch quite a bit of snooker on tv when I was a kid when it's quite obviously a big, boring, steaming heap of arse biscuits?
Why oh why...
The pretty coloured balls?
Either that or the spectacle of Bill Weurbenik sinking 16 pints before starting to play.
Snooker could be improved by cutting the bottoms of the pockets with a small pair of scissors.
Imagine that! Frames would end really quickly and the players and referee would keep slipping over on the balls!
Now that is a fine idea!